"We're terrible bikers! Let's go back to law school."
"You're money's from Senegal!"
"I guess the story is none of our business."

Plus that no good punk Mel Torme.

See this hat?
'Twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.

"Is that stud coming?"

"Mrs. Claus and I have an understanding."

That's right. Wasn't he the government scientist in Giant Spider Invasion?

Same with The Screaming Skull. It's worth watching just for their riffing on Gumby at the beginning.

I do enjoy the opening, though.

"I will end you, Johnny!"

Go on…

And as the RiffTrax version later proved, they actually cut a lot of the more inane parts out of the TV version.

Pfft. They wouldn't know Harry McEnerny from Helen Mango. Or Sanjukta Ghosh from Brad Hunt.

That, Sinbad, and the Sword and the Dragon all had amazing visuals. Say what you want about the Russians, they produced some great fantasy/sci fi films.

Do we miss anything if we've only seen the second one?

Ditto for Vermonters and Time Chasers. Martin's isn't there anymore, but I knew exactly where in Rutland it used to be. I've been inside the building where the boss has the weird circus mirror in his "office." And Persia, I and at least one other commenter here actually did go to Castleton! Not at the same time,…

I just don't get Mitchell. It isn't bad by any means, but it just doesn't do much for me. Perhaps the fact that it was Joel's last show has made it more special to a lot of people.

The opposite for me. Hamlet is a slog. Still not as bad as Fu Manchu, though. That one was just endless.

Oh, and no redemption, either.

Don't feel ashamed. They have pills for that now.

If you don't think Final Justice is the best Joe Don Baker film on MST3K, you just go ahead on.