Which is crazy. Everyone knows you should can your tiny ships so they last longer.

It does seem a bit out of character for Jesus, though. Perhaps we lose something in the translation.

That just makes it worse.

She also does comedy in Peep Show and was a regular on one series of The Mitchell and Webb Show. And she's the wife on Rev.

Ditto. I though it was a typo at first.

With his arch henchman, Alan Davis.

The Night Manager 10: Oh God, I've Wasted My Life. I Never Even Started that Novel.

The AV Club cheated on Nora Ephron? How could you!?!

It's cool. All I know about Britain comes from my parents watching Midsommer Murders and reading Kim Newman books.

Yeah, Filmation animation is barely above flip books in quality. And the writing. Dear God, the writing.

Edit: This was too silly.

Eh, Jesus was willing to thrown the poor under the bus when a hot girl wanted to perfume his feet.

They made a mediocre Jeff Goldbloom movie about American pollsters and publicists trying to help Yeltsin win. It's called Spinning Boris.

No one cares about your boner!

They were scabs crossing the picket lines.

For dramatic tension. Plus, that way you could sell kids a He-Man figure AND a Prince Adam figure.

I thought Lady Thatcher personally garotted all the trade unionists in England back in '88.

Are you the same Ack Ack that comments on Slate, or is that a foul imposter?

Okay, Koko.

Isn't that the Eye of the Needle, not the Kingdom of God? It's rather disappointing anyway.