You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.

Sadly, knowledge and confidence usually have an inverse relationship, especially among men.

Ah, Forbco, founded by entrepreneur Malcolm Forbco.

She knows what she did.

Now, see, that's a way better explanation than I ever received from my teachers.

Or rewrite history!

Except the money bin isn't all of Scrooge's money. Most of his assets are in banks and investments. The money in the money bin is the money he earned himself, by hand. Each coin is a reminder of an adventure. The money bin holds the money Scrooge will never spend because the memories are so precious to him.

Yep, both Don Rosa and Carl Barks established Glomgold as an Afrikaner. It doesn't really explain why he wears a kilt, though.

The Cowboy Captain of the Cuttysark and the Dreamtime Duck of the Never-never are such great stories.

What always bothered me was that in cartoons where someone took Donald's shirt off of him (an army physical, I think) he immediately moved his hands to cover his crotch. I'm like, dude, we always see your crotch!

So, was this an "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" situation then, or just an ahead of schedule delivery?

Was your wife all right?

Did something bad happen with your sister? Is she okay?

It most definitely can be. I wrecked my poor mother on the way out, breaking her coccyx. That was on top of giving her gestational diabetes and near permanent nausea.

So this is just a lie, then? Hey, the AV Club's a phony! A big phony!

That's what I was thinking. Are we seeing red because the picture is labeled strawberries. If there was a real yellow or purple fruit that resembled strawberries, would our brain make them red at first?

Color can be so confusing. We're taught colors based solely on pigment in pre-school, and then we learn that color really comes from mixtures of light, and that the various mixtures are almost the exact opposite of the colors you get from mixing pigments.

Yep, he's their uncle. He's been watching them since their no-show mother, Dumbella (yes, really), dropped them on his doorstep.

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes…

"But we aren't all ducks!"
"I used to be!"