Dylan neglected to name check either Twain or Rush in his Nobel Lecture somehow. Sad!

Has Dan Lebatard reached you? He said he wanted to hire the presumed former Mets employee this morning. Fame!

I presume various factors played into the fact that the Finals have a fixed start date even if both Conference Finals ended "early". So fuck Zaza for taking out Leonard's ankles.

His twitter feed may gain him a show on Fox News or one of its small potatoes cousins.

Absolutely agree on Scrabble. I figure the "rights fees" are too high for GSN to do it.

Peanuts butter?

Stupid human mortality. :(

/Sadly deletes Series Recording from DVR

/snore

Then there's summer camp, and then the next school year comes up pretty quick, and gosh darn, no time for Barron & Melania to leave New York.

Severe weather knocked my Jeopardy! station off the air yesterday. Boo!

I think the Nickelodeon show "Turkey Television" ran clips of Harry Anderson's stand-up. Either that or I saw him doing stand-up on TV somewhere in that time frame.

We're not a bank, Nikki.

So the one thing a sonic or his magic shades can't do is transmit video to a smartphone. #21stCenturyNonProblem

British biotech safety regulations are THE WORST, apparently.

Or as a helmet at the quarry.

I blanked. I was 10ish when the Turtles appeared and never got into them. Think I missed the target age by a year or two. My eternal reaction to them in all forms and reboots and revivals is to roll my eyes.

The "small dog" wording led me down the toy breed cul-de-sac. As an annual Westminster Kennel Club show watcher I felt very disappointed in myself.

Naturally.

Ah, the Bear & Clam District.