Hipster Little House on the Prairie?

DD3 was hard… Arcturus is part of Boötes, which is the herdsman… but his mother is a … bear?

I grew up in the Green Bay Wisconsin media market where we had "Barney's Clubhouse Pow" on WLUK (Channel 11). Someone put up a YouTube of a late '80s "Whatever Happened To…" news report on it. Has some details on how it worked. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Seattle!

Ok, weird. I saw "this week's" episode On Demand last week… then this week the same episode showed up on my DVR. IMDB says "Van of the Year" aired and got an 8.9 rating. Lol. I guess this is what happens to shows in the process of being shitcanned.

Maybe he'll pick up a dog by the ears next week.

Hmmm, not available on my On Demand when I went looking for it today. Odd.

Prank within a prank!

The sodium content is also a prank.

Ah, Niles irons his pants!

Eastern Hemisphere matters!

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Details, chmetails. :)

Billy!

He does this every year. Probably the same footage recycled every year. I bet someone's parents didn't let him go on Spring Break to Fort Lauderdale when he was in college.

Natürlich!

She said Carol's teriyaki Cheetos were bad.

I used to have to regularly visit a corporate campus with a pond which some Canada geese had colonized. You had to watch your every step on the sidewalks and woe to you if you made eye contact with the wrong goose. The goslings were cute but parent geese had to be given an especially wide berth.

A Canadian Goose is holding Mrs. Trebek hostage! And shitting everywhere.

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