OTISBURG!?

Poldertastic!

LAWYER! Definitely a real actual lawyer.

The Hungary graft bought the Hapsburgs another 50 years of keeping the family empire in business.

Apparently all of America had the same "Give me back my son!" inside joke that my college roommates and I had.

I enjoyed the pre-1906 reforms football cutaway. Gridiron! Deaths!

Trump sympathetic… definitely in the "Hillary is the WORSE PERSON IN HISTORY so how bad could Trump possibly be?" crowd.

I actually think I have some around too somewhere. Flattened, not sure if that wrecks the value. I remember Sting's Soul Cages release made a big deal of not being packaged in a longbox.

It was an LP, Genesis' Abacab. I bought it sometime after the Invisible Touch release. when I inherited my sister's stereo system (with single cassette deck and record player) after she went off to college. I've previously admitted this in the AV Club's Permanent Records series.

/haven't watched this episode yet
Wait a minute, Lucy is back at the office?

Stilton?

Damnit, The Beatles. Yes, Little Help was my guess.

/Awkward Nick Miller celebration

Always Sunny is your best bet.

That slipped my notice entirely somehow, thanks.

I presume he's pardoned after some sort presidential bet on the Cubs World Series win?

SUSSUDIO!

Once all the world's water solidifies there's no more worrying about global warming, libtards!

I still see her as the girl from the Excedrin commercial.

At some point in the past few years my parents have started having asparagus steamed with mushrooms and peppers (all sourced from the cool room at Costco) as their exclusive dinner veg course. And baked potatoes as the starch every night. At least they vary their proteins. I'm pretty damn sick of it by the time I…