It's one of those events I can remember watching the initial report on the news. It was the 5pm local news broadcast, I'm almost certain. No pictures, just a couple of ominous sentences about an accident at a nuclear power plant in the USSR. The USSR didn't publicly admit the accident until 9pm Moscow time on April…

/emits piercing signal directed towards SaturnJupiter.

Hey, all you slackers at work trying to stream the UEFA Champions League semifinal on their phone at work and apparently overloading the Fox Sports Go app. You're ruining my afternoon plans.

So, there used to be just WGN, the Chicago TV station.
Then, WGN became a superstation and got on cable systems nationwide.
Then WGN became a WB affiliate, which led to it developing an alternate feed for what they put out on cable vs. over the air in Chicago.
Then they decided to rebrand the cable feed. And that's how…

Tourist #1: What the hell is that?!
Tourist #2: What the hell is that?

Oh, just noticed POI finally has its premiere date. I must have been on AVClub hiatus when that was announced.

I feel like Target inherited that joke from J.C. Penney's, which my parents would call "Jacques Pen-nay's" when I was little.

Just wait until Buchanan catches on as a girl's name.

For next week: Apollo candy bars showed up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine recently.

He was a pro poker player at one time, yep.

This episode aired just in time before the Michael Strahan/Regis joke went stale. Lucky break.

Just caught up with this episode and couldn't scroll through the comments fast enough to see if anyone else noticed that.

And he was Catholic, which would have been an instant disqualifier at the time anyhow.

Western Conference teams are all in the Pacific Time Zone, aren't they?

Abbotsford?! /Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor

Superman: The One With the Scary Robot Lady?

Me three.

HazMat suits tho?

I was picturing bleachers in my mind, but it didn't occur to me that "bleach" had anything to do with the Sun. Frustrating one for me.

Good question, I guessed the same. My guess is no, that's not really an example of not being specific enough.