That'll never last…

Matt's phone is ringing…
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Yeah, the grocery stores of my childhood had a produce "aisle", not a section, a big chiller bin that ran along one of the walls of the store. By the mid-80's my town got its first super-supermarkets which had a something that began to approach the produce "section" of nowadays.

Yes, that's poor Oleg's job, translating those transcripts. But he's off on bereavement leave.

1983 was the bumpiest of bumpy pre-glasnot years. At this point, we're only a couple of weeks (at most) beyond the end of last season.

Also an intentionally lousy comic? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

MVP to the wardrobe department for having that Henry VIII costume?

I liked it better when it opened a link to about:blank. I mean, isn't that the fate of us all?

Benson? Did I ever tell you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Adam LaRoche just quit GI Joe.

They're steam cleaning the horses!

Tonight in Sportsball: Can the US Men Soccer Team redeem itself (and save their coach) by beating Guatemala in World Cup qualifying in Columbus, OH? (ESPN2)

Maybe if they used the Daily Show Mr. Johnson Muppet version?

Runny bottoms for everyone!

Aleve-D is my go-to over the counter (but you have to ask the pharmacist for it) medication whenever I get a cold.

We had a mega-tiebreaker a few weeks back to decide the wild card for the college tournament, remember. But that wasn't sudden death, it used scores after Double Jeopardy and the Jeopardy rounds.

The Hagger pants ordering scene will be epic.
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Gangster Octopus!

They opened with Where Boys Fear to Tread during the post Melvoin overdose arena show tour in the fall of '96 (at least the 3 shows that I attended). Face-melting intensity.

THIRD BASE!