Apparently you can still ask your sandwich artist(tm) to cut it that way. Chances are, however, you'll likely get a blank stare back.

What about bratwursts?

Happy 101, Norman! The Random Roles article was literally the highlight of my week.

Glad I clicked on this, didn't realize Getting On is starting up again. Two doses of "Todd" tonight. Sweet.

Steve, beat this guy up for me!

The Find Shows widget is back on the TV Front Page, yay!

Perhaps most of the writer has been outsourced to The Coin this season.

Maybe this one?
February 23, 1991: Alec Baldwin (2nd time hosting)/Whitney Houston
http://snltranscripts.jt.or…

Thanks, Turkey Television!

Are there commercials for Zingers interspersed through the film?

What a blockhead.

Glad to see the Rabbit Family's kitchen remodel corrected the horrific venting of the stove to the house's entryway. Major code violation, probably even in 1963.

Select All, Right Click, Update Field.

Yep, I had my gall bladder out that way years back. Three little incisions instead of a Will Graham-style disemboweling scar.

Looking at some online pictures of the CD cover (my copy is at home), it does look more green there. Perhaps it was the stage lighting that turned the neutral gray into a light green.

I'm sick of seeing the sad sweater adoption video popping up in my Facebook feed.

Maybe the same rich nerds who will go to France to see Star Wars a couple of days early can hit Australia first for this.

My cable box has two different numbers for WGNAmerica, but both broadcast the SD version. Great job, TWC!

Home alone, I said "Creesus". I didn't add or remove a syllable, so I think I was safe there.

Speaking of Manhattan, does WGNAmerica not transmit in HD or does Time Warner in my town not carry the HD version? Lousy stupid 480i.