The movie was Barry Corbin's first feature (per IMDB, at least). He can play Great-Great Uncle Bob in the series maybe.

No one in this year's bee will be as cool as Rebecca Sealfon.

The Spelling Bee would be a lot more fun to watch if ESPN got the Sklar Brothers to host. Let's bee it up, y'all! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Castleton snob!

Goddamn it, Dee.

He was an excellent LBJ in Frankenheimer's Path to War. I guess he can do a English accent too? /ducks

Yes, but who gets to reprise Michael Dorn's role as Officer Jebediah Turner?

Wonder where Henry Winkler and his reverse mortgages ended up…

Search in the archives for the article on Genesis's Abacab.

I felt about as bad as Michael & Amy probably did for missing "Otto"… I blanked on the name even though growing up my grandparents had a dog named Otto and I named my favorite teddy bear Otto. Oh well. Didn't get FJ either. Damn holiday doldrums.

/polite applause and laughter

WHAT ABOUT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!

ALL THE WAY DOWN!

Fartgate.

Cooking Channel used to be where Iron Chef still aired, but alas… not anymore, apparently.

"I showed up, I didn't sign up for personal contact…"

"Rhein-Mein Airport" being where the Iran Hostages stopped first on the way home from Tehran is one of those memories imprinted on me forever from when I was five.

It's a ruse to break into people's email accounts.

Ooooo! Silk Stalkings!

I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity.