In 1999, I watched the Episode I: The Phantom Menace trailer. It looked AWESOME.

Again, I think that's more his uncle's doing, but still. Edward, however, definitely did not reach majority. He had a Regency Council for his entire, short life. Merely being crowned doesn't mean you've reached majority. It means you're the King, but if you're a minor, you still get a Regency Council because…

Well, to be fair, Edward VI never really "did" anything apart from "be sickly" and fail to reach majority. You'd be more apt to blame the Duke of Somerset for the state of the country during Edward's regency.

Yup. The Tudors mix a lot of triumph with God laughing at their plans.

The tale of the beheading is even sadder and more pathetic. They lift up her head afterwards…but didn't realize that they were holding onto a wig, meaning that her head fell down and bounced down the floor. Meanwhile, her pet lapdog howled in sadness, until it too was killed.

Which one?

Ah, see, I thought the "Prole Hole" thing was a reference to something Dr. Forrester called Joel at one point during an invention exchange. "Joel Prole Mole" or "Joel Prole Hole" or something.

Sons of Sons of Anarchy

Everything about your account is a reference to MST3K, so, yeah, that tracks. I looked at the trailer and instantly filed it away for "Some night when I want to watch a hilariously awful big-budget flop and riff it."

You mean a lot of montages of zombies eating people while Katey Sagal sings?

I suppose it's an odd choice, but I'd like to re-experience the first time I heard the first three tracks off of Queensryche's magnum opus Operation: Mindcrime. The intro, followed by Anarchy-X, flowing directly into Revolution Calling blew me away at age 12, the first time I heard them. I'd like to see if the…

Don Henley?

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Good catch!

From the mouths of babes…

"Pumpkins' hair not as majestic as mine! S. stands for 'Sad!' Nice touch of orange in suit, though."

Jesus, there's still a month left in this godawful year! Don't fucking jinx it!!!

Everyone knows Pumpkins plays a Slazenger 1.

I had those, but gave them to my cousin, who probably tossed them a few years later. They were cool, but they had one problem where you could never get PERFECT alphabetical order if you mixed supplements in together with the core stuff, due to double-sided printing.

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