Actually, my prediction is:

I think that at least a small part of SOME of the reboot-haters' vehemence comes from the peek behind the curtain at how the film came into being, coming from Amy Pascal's email hack. I read the stuff there, and it just seemed so…uninspired, so very much about capitalizing on brands, rather than telling a story.

Nitwit?

Was JUST about to post this. It led to the "Black Bucky" being renamed to Battlestar.

Rowed? Was Gendry at the oars?

People laughin', really smilin', a man sellin' heroin….

- "My voice scares little Italian kids!" (host segment #4, The Outlaw) Also the entirety of Tubular Boobular from the same episode.

Did I mention that I cried?

Let's also not forget that he doesn't clip his guitar strings. Not only is he not a part of your political system, MAN, he's not going to be dictated to about how his guitar should look, MAAAAN!

Didn't Thunderbird do that first?

Was Emma Stone not available?

*eats popcorn slowly, transfixed by the solemn tone of Peter Graves' voice*

E-A-G-L—!!!!

And I'm not gonna talk about Judy.

"HA HA HA!!!!"

I can understand not wanting to haggle and barber.

Eminently.

Upvoted because I see what you did there.

Hey, it's entirely possible that I may have actually inserted more blood in my memories than there actually was, precisely because there wasn't enough, given the circumstances. I have no real recollection, aside from the fact that both films were pretty "meh."