Riiight Joss. Nobody is like that now. Not a single person.

Say what you will about SUPERMAN RETURNS but at least it retconned III & IV out of existence.

A gift to who? Not a gag gift. Gag gifts imply funny.

The tsunami isn't depicted as hitting Long Island. The scenes with Tea Leoni and Maximilian Schell are presumably Virginia, she drives from outside Washington DC to his beach house. She would have never made it to Long Island.