I don't think anyone asked you what you think about college athletics.

RIP Lone Star

The general public cares about that hot new Vine and what Beyonce wore that one time.

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Yay Baskets!

Yo mayne…

The McConaughey driving in circles was incredible.

I think they're just messing with everyone at this point.

It may not be kosher, but it's delicious.

"Sorry, I have a thing for redheads"

There's something hilarious about Pitchfork's mix between super hipster bands I've never heard of and radio-dominating trap music that is complete crap.

It would be called 'art'.

He's in massive debt.

Isn't that redundant?

Self-aggrandizing shite.

French fries?

Sawl VIII

There are 'other ways'.

Mr. Cumstain

Here ya go, James: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…