Two of my good friends are from North Texas (McKinney). I'm from Philly and I love Dallas.

What's a Thunderlizard?

I think you're overthinking it quite a bit. It's just TV.

Glen Bulgogi

Andrew Ham Lincoln

Orange Backpack is the new Sack.

ARE YOU UNENTERTAINED?!?!?!?1111

"Paleo n shit"

"They fucked with the wrong mother fuckers"

*Koral

Camp David

Your name is very apropos.

*Fives

Windows cost money. We're trying to keep this budget friendly here.

I was just waiting for one of them to go up to Darryl while he's sleeping on the floor only to claim the floor.

"Show" "Good"

Darryl's Strawberry tastes like Coke.

You ever try to cut an avocado? They fight back.

Mmmmm dericious!

He really does look like Ron Perlman.