more like FandangoNO amirite???

This wasn't an invitation to question our compatibility. If you think I need to chill out then that's fine. I can take that advice. We've worked through much bigger differences than drinking habits.

In Trump's America, you'll be able to buy people again.

Um, I don't think you can *buy* a precinct.

Thanks for the perspective Shipwreck. I brought up to her Sunday how she went a little too far with teasing one of our close friends and how our friend was a bit hurt by it (I didn't mention alcohol, but she was drunk at the time). My gf's reaction was very much how you described, very defensive. I think this is…

Hey guys, in need of some advice here:

My favorite part of the bit was when they brought the children on the stage. An audience full of adults laughing at clueless, innocent children because of their race is the epitome of taste!

I like this.

"Too urban."

*throws glass of water in @paintingofadisappointedhorse:disqus face*

It looks like little Jesus just dropped his ice cream cone.

Oh, AV Club. You're better than this.

That pencil skirt looks like it would be hard to run and fight crime in.

But film is art you jagoffs! Have you ever watched Eurotrip and not think that it was a Marcel Duchamp piece come to life?

*Puts on nerd glasses*

Some poets in the olden days referred to it as the "Wizard’s sleeve" or the "vajayjay".

When you are constantly elbow-deep in tang I would imagine it is pretty easy to get behind the times, technologically speaking.

“Is this one of those ridiculous reality shows like Ken Burns's Jazz?"

I haven't seen the first three Sharknados and I haven't read any of the books. Will I be able to follow the fourth?

too dark/close to reality