Who likes Pete Holmes? I don't think he's a terrible comedian, I just think he's not that unique or original. The only thing he seems to do different from other comics is smile maniacally, which is not exactly a plus in my book.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Glenn Beck yet. He wears glasses and writes a chalkboard sometimes.

Patton Oswalt is cuddly teddy bear who says witty things to me about food and political stuff for a good hour. that's good enough for me.