You're creating a false equivalency. Yes, the NSA does bad shit, no one is arguing that. But that doesn't negate the fact that someone leaking state secrets to political enemies being a bad thing. It's like if I brought up police brutality in Ferguson and you said, "well there are criminals in Hartford, Connecticut…

Well that's just plain deflection. Regardless of the NSA's sins, Snowden fled the country with state secrets and took them to Putin's Russia. There's no possible way that's good news.

You're right, Vladimir Putin has earned trust and good faith.

You're right. Vladimir Putin is just going to let someone with a hard drive loaded with the secrets of his greatest enemy crash on his futon and never ask to see it. He's totes cool like that.

And, ya know, the whole NSA story was reported in 2006. Was kind of a major story, but fizzled out until the media could put a face on it and make it sound like an action movie.

We knew about it in 2006!

What about then handing it over to murderous dictators?

Not necessarily. The story has been artificially inflated by Greenwald's libertarian dudebro influence, the fact that they're treated and act like rock stars has muddied the issue more than anything.

Wasn't the point of Guardians to be "The Avengers… in space!"?

I thought it was going to end with some deus ex machina with her "light" turning Bill human.

For quite a few years now too. I'm sure he makes a mean vegan Twinkie wiener sandwich though.

Yep, they've all been with him essentially from the beginning.

Comedy Central. He released it on blu-ray too.

Going vegan may have been part of it.

And the store was wall-to-wall DVDs… in 1996.

Haven't check PS3 yet.

Yahoo Screen. It has an app. On the devices that do app things.

I found an android app… My smart TV doesn't have it, but I'd wager Roku does.

Okay, then just issue a warning at the start of the article that you'll be discussing the ending. I don't see why that's so hard.

If you can't critique a film or show without spoiling major plot points, you're not a very good critic. You're just a dude shooting the shit about the movie afterward, like people do at a bar.