Yeah, that super happy relationship.

I think Eph is definitely holding on to whatever is left of his old life, and he desperately wants to be with Kelly again.

I do, however, agree with the fact that almost every kid manages to overreact when someone gives them a gift on a show.

I actually enjoy Zach, to be honest. He manages to come off as a kid who is more mature for his age.

I really hope he doesn't meet Eph.

I used the word "misery porn" quite a bit in my head watching this episode.

To be fair, guy judging me, I liked the first four seasons okay.

Actually, I believe he may have been murdered by Luciano? I'm not entirely sure.

Yep! You're right.

Sadly, Michael Stuhlbarg does not seem to be in season 5. At least, according to his imdb page.

OH!

Seriously, how did Unser not put together the fact that only an incredibly inebriated person would murder someone with a god damn fork?

"We held a vote"

Oh, also, did anyone notice how the rest of the bikers sit around salivating at Jax torturing that guy like a bunch of drunk frat bros watching porn together? Jax lovingly strokes his hair while he stabs him with a fork?

"Boy, they might be a bunch of ruthless sociopaths with a body count higher than some of the worst serial killers in the country but I sure do want to sit down and have a beer with them." - Every Police Chief in Charming, eventually

This is why I've always thought bikers were kind of stupid.

Yeah, I watched the scene were Jax straight up shoots his mom in the head, and I felt nothing for that stupid bitch.

FOR THE CLUB!

"I love you guys, thanks for letting me murder this guy."

I genuinely like the show, it's just really really really fun and easy to make fun of because of all the unintentional hilarity.