GOLDEN Oreos.

I am so angry that they fucked this up. I hate everyone involved.

I do relish it.

Icing on the cake, my friend.

Man, these things are driving me NUTS.

I don't want to feel like I can have a beer with our savior… I want our savior to be BETTER than me!

PANTS. Pants is the funniest word.

Seattle. Jesus, that IS funny!

Garbonzo Bean, anyone?

Corbomite may be a funny word, but it is no laughing matter!

*snirk*

Poop is a given. Everyone knows that poop is the funniest word.

The Force Awakens is a blast.

I haven't seen it ONCE in the theater. This is me expressing delight for you, and pit-deep jealousy for me.

It's a pretty decent movie, but it's a contemplative character drama that has comparatively little action to most other big summer films. Also, like all Apes films, it's a bit of a downer if you like humans (not for me though, humans suck and I like my Apes films best when they wallow in human misery).

I'd say they could give Mr. Freeze another kick at the can.

She's in so many great films by so many great directors, and she always gave a great performance. But I especially love her few fleeting moments in John Frakenheimer's The Train. There's a moment when she responds to a rant by Labiche (Lancaster's character) with a single tear, and I'll be damned if it doesn't make…

I'd be cool with it.

This was a very funny episode, constantly challenging the audience but giving us a surrogate for our impatience. Also, the game of catch between Sonny Jim and Cooper was a gag that got funnier as soon as the episode ended.

As if I needed any more reasons to love Harry Dean Stanton.