"Lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When it looks at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'! Till he bites yah, then those black eyes roll over white and then…ahhh, you hear that terrible high pitched screamin'."

No, I straight up enjoy it. I never said I was smart, or that I had good taste. But it has a parrot, Tom Jane, AND LL Cool J.

That mechanical shark was ALSO Spielberg's lawyer!

Great Whites are lone hunters, are they not?

I'll drink to your leg.

It looks so REAL.

If it means we get cool genre movies, I'm game.

Well 10 Cloverfield Lane was pretty good…maybe this one will be?

We all knew the Internet was dumb, but we didn't know it was THIS dumb. It may be time to build a time machine and travel back to the sixties and kill the DARPA scientists that invented this whole thing.

Personally, I'd like to hear MORE about these lesbian sharks.

No arguments here.

Quatloos?

Check out this awesome comment from Birth Movies Death:

Why bother?

It is indeed a good movie. One of these days I'll check out the original British version with Anton Walbrook.

At least there was steak.

I had a great father's day, I finally bought Horizon Zero Dawn, and I watched a lot of Simpsons with my kid. It was a good weekend.

It was a real journey.

Affleck Batman just needs a good movie. I like him in the role, but SS and BvS are horrible films.

Does it rain at the end?