Dickhead, reading a comment from you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared.

I've never had a really good soup. I've had good soups, but never a soup that makes me weak in the knees. I feel like I'm missing out on a world of excellent soup.

Well, if anyone thinks Julius Caesar is pro-assassination, they are morons. Or they haven't read the goddamn play.

I'd say seven.

Is this the Trevorrow thing? Maybe he'll get canned from Episode IX!

Every day is more surreal than the last.

Do you find Pizza the Hut as disgusting as I do, or do you find him kind of appetizing (again, as I do)?

Gotta admire the man who has the long-form payoff in mind.

Why are the dumbest reactions almost always the loudest and most prominent reactions to things? A public shooting is a tragedy, a horror, and a genuine symptom of a whole host of deep seeded problems. Using this to score a point for a base or to indicate some kind of proof for current biases is absurd. This guy was…

Are you looking at me right now?

*thumbs up*

*sigh*

"Jade give two rides."

She's a good actor!

Also, just started the process of registering with the Tolerability Index. I'm going by my old handle glorbes (since Fresno Bob isn't available).

We'll have to find other avenues to complain about the shit we just clicked on.

I have now joined AV Club After Dark, in that I posted there twice this afternoon.

"Hello City" by the Barenaked Ladies is a song about how absolutely shitty Halifax, Nova Scotia is, and how we're all a bunch of obnoxious drunks.

My sister taught my son how to play poker, and usually brings both my kids pixie sticks and pop when she visits.

I bought Lego Batman on Bluray but haven't watched it at home yet!