Um, but he was completely bald by that time….

Cassette tapes? What year is this?

Really? That's the first I've heard that. I figured most of those Olympia/Seattle bands who weren't grunge were sorta…y'know, asexual.

"Africanized"????

You are correct sir.

I totally read this with Tommy Wiseau's voice in my head and now I feel bad

Yeah but I'm confused about how he can hate the lyrics to this but love Sublime's inane lyrics. The lyrics to Date Rape and Two Joints? Come on.

But…AMBER IS THE COLOR OF YOUR ENERGY

That's pretty much the only song I remember by them. They were definitely 3 or 4th tier when it came to 2000s boy bands.

Ghost Ship????

Or Dracula

Against All Odds earns a tear or two from me. Especially when I remember how hot Jeff Bridges was in the movie it was made for.

I would most definitely watch a Robocop reboot with a woman in the lead….

-Matt Damon, off camera

Add Naomi Harris and Sophie Okenedo. Uh and Kerry Washington too. Oh and maybe Bae Doona and Margot Robbie. OK I'm getting way too into this but yeah.

This type of gimmick account was bound to happen…the question is, will it over take reposted a7x fan in popularity?

I remember that Nas/Korn song being played to death on k-rock and I'm still baffled by it.

He disavowed the Fifth Element? But…how? That's one of his best movies?!

Can J-Depp really be described as "foppish" anymore? Maybe 15 years ago but definitely not now.

Everything's Eventual-The Man In The Black Suit. Definitely a holy shit don't read in the dark before bed story. Which is exactly what I foolishly did.