RIP Roger Ebert. Some of his reviews made me roar in laughter with how on point he was about a lot of ridiculous films.

I remember Wizard. The only part of the magazine I truly liked was the dreamcasting of live action comic book movies. I still remember them correctly assigning Patrick Stewart in Professor X's role years before the film came out. Also assigning Storm to Angela Bassett who should have played her.

Next week: a mashup of Britney Spears Hit Me Baby One More Time and Redneck by Lamb of God

SLC is movie I wish I would have saw as an idealistic 18 year old instead of a cynical mid-twenties train wreck.

Really? His hairline is practically at the nape of his neck at this point and he's even more squinty than he was in the 90's.

Yes, thank goodness.

Man I loved that show before I jumped ship to stan Xena. I even liked Kull even though that movie blows.

Um wasn't Martha Plimpton dating River when he died? They were engaged if I remember correctly.

The bad thing is that I like that song. It's the one they played the most on k-rock when I was a teenager. I think guitars and the drums rightfully distract from his awful vocals.

Yeah, who is really yearning to sing that scating part in Two Princes

James Woods is that you??

I keep thinking of that Running With the Devil a cappella stripped of the backing track. Man, he sounded so bad. Like drunk uncle screaming at an Irish pub karaoke night bad.

White male in his twenties? That is beyond bizarre now that you've given full details.

Oh wow. That's not the answer unwanted to hear yikes. Surely a dead career shouldn't make someone go to those extremes?

So we can get a subplot of half-men half-shark triplets doing underwater gynecological exams on unsuspecting merwomen

What happened to Billy Corgan's illustrious career in wrestling?

Mr. Ass theme song is so deliciously nonsensical and absurd I can't hate it. I think Chris. Jericho mentioned it not too long ago.

*pulls back fist covered in cheeto colored bronzer*

Why? Was the coworker underage? Aaron apparently has a thing for underage girls.

This would have made a better movie than the Interview