Noo…I mean he looks damn good in the costume but the cheese factor isn't good at all.

There's the Wal-Mart in Green Acres which is on the border of Queens and Long Island.

Also I realize Ron Perlman is like Lance Henriksen and will do any movie for the paycheck and fun factor and I accept that.

I am saddened cause I looked it up and they were able to pull Rutger Hauer and Michael Biehn into this crap.
Also I haven't liked anything Billy Zane has done since Demon Knight. That's his magnum opus for me.

There's 4 Scorpion Kings????

I don't think she's creepy, just ridiculously intense when she ought not to be. Wait….is that creepy?

I would take a movie of Carnivale personally. Although someone's gonna have to go get Nick Stahl off of skid row first.

See: Lukas Haas

David Blaine is so damn creepy I'm still having a hard time believing he was once able to date Fiona Apple.

Sounds like one of the plotlines from Spun

Coal Chamber and P.O.D declined.

I thought to myself "There can't actually be a rapper or band named Blaze Ya Dead Homie…and if there is they must be white…" *goes to google, see's a white dude in juggalo makeup* "Yup, they're white."

And they are always white minus the bumbling nervous asian or Indian nerdy tech/doctor guy who are sometimes thrown in for tokenistic measures. This is why I stopped bothering with Shield, I needed more Ming na screentime, less generic uninteresting team.

This sounds nightmarish tbh

Is it possible to get the joke but still hate the movie? Cause I hate that movie.

I agree that last scene with him and the baby was tense.

I'm gonna have to check that out then!

Yes! Good memories of Vincent Cassel dialing it up to 11. And Monica Bellucci.

I remember being seriously in love with Roy Dupuis' whispery hot Michael. I was also in love with Geraint Wyn Davies tortured Nick Knight at the same time.

See: It's Pat