This upvote is for your screen name. I would have loved to see the election that resulted in a puddinghead becoming chancellor.

Philly is a bit more stereotypically NE corridor and Bmore is more southern but yeah. Pretty much

"ALLS Y'ALLS WATCHIN THA IGGLES TAMARRAH? WE GOT WOODER ICE AND LAGERS!"

Don't say "y'inz" to to someone screaming E-A-G-L-E-S… Philly is a "youse" or "alls y'alls" kind of place.

Picasso got his fiber.

Why? You should at least give a reason.

Seems like the general tech model. I say we bring back the gold standard.

When people ask, "Why do people make bad decisions?" I will point them to The Creamsicle.

I guarantee they weren't bored long afterwards.

No Red Bull! You're the Red Bull!