See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

Best use of the song

Always makes me think of the road trip in Fandango.
"We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!"

Make up your mind!

It's difficult to create a character that doesn't have reason and accountability.

RIP, I hope you received total consciousness.

You know I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married.

Go you Huskies!

Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us!

I'm fucked if I know Terry.

I'll give you a slice of Terry's pain cake, and you wont want seconds of that

What's up y'all…. daaaammmmn….

Don't play with that rooster. Don't play with that rooster. That's not a nice petty pet pet rooster.

Staubach was never Meredith's backup.

Great movie about football. Matuszak is a beast. "JOB? JOB? I DON'T WANT NO FUCKING JOB, I WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL YOU
ASSHOLE!!! I WANT SOME FEELING … I WANT SOME FUCKING TEAM SPIRIT
!!!"

I've never seen titties like yours. Could I show your titties to my friend O.W.?

Such a great movie. Nolte, Mac Davis, Bo Svenson and Matuszak!

As long as you don't find your wife with an ass in her cock over in the driveway.

Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?

Beauticians!