"Watch This"? Fuck no!

Wrong band. Besides, Lemmy would have done the job himself.

Eck was a judge? Crap, I'm going to have to start watching again. Please tell me he used the word "cheese" to mean something other than a dairy product.

Respectfully refuse to tell Brad Pitt where the Nazis are hiding in the orchard up ahead?

Bionic legs!

If you ask, she'll pay you at least twice that.

"O.T., The Outside Toilet" was a very Gene-centric episode that I personally think was one of the show's best.

It's among the very worst answers to a question that I can recall Dan giving, and there's been more than a few to pick from. The *correct* answer is a simple; NITC's wife needs to tell her mother, "It was completely inappropriate for you to snoop around our bedroom, and anything that happens in there is absolutely…

"We could build a factory and make miseryWe'll create the cure; we made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated
Frustrated Incorporated"

If you're going to rip on a grungy song from the '90s because of its stupid-ass lyrics, at least rip on something like Soul Asylum's "Misery." They didn't have the excuse of only being 15 when they wrote "We can build a factory, and make misery!"

The soundtrack is going to be epic, though.

Last year's "Solid Sound" festival; they opened up the whole fest with "The Boys Are Back In Town." Nailed it, too. The first night was all covers; one of the best shows I've seen. Still wasn't as good as the cover of "Get Lucky," though.

I love the clip of this song from the "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart" documentary. Best part is Jeff's kid trying to get him to guess which song he's drumming on his knees. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Something, something, Danger Zone? I know, I'm not even trying anymore."

You can play as your own Mii on the original Wii, once you unlock it. Or, as I do, play as Top Gear's James May and Richard Hammond.

… something, something, "Fat Greek Divorce." Dammit, I had something for this.

I like the original (I may be in the minority, but I like most of the Black album). The sequels, though… *shudder*

There's no booze in the Five Dollar Milkshake.

Why did he put the deer in the trunk of the car after he totalled it? Just to get it off the road, so he'd have an easier time getting away?

What's the restaurant that's upstairs from Cheers? I'd have dinner, then drink the rest of the night with Norm and Cliff.