"I SEE YOU LUMPY"

I can tell he is Allison Williams father by the notable shared lack of talent.

Hitchens will rise from the grave and and glower at Hannity: be quiet you nincompoop!

Rachel Maddow is dead to me.

The Americans

I hope he has started inhaling his marijuana these days.

I loved how she flipped her hair back as she got on stage. "I got this, I got this."

Boxed wine, I presume?

she tied provocative tweeting and nuclear war together; very well played.

the snakes eats the tail, but then the tail re emerges to eat the head.

Republican's eyes are wide shut.

He wrote the Chick fil a manifesto.

I've always wanted to be Snow White's stepmother, I admire you.

Girl, I FEEL YOU. In my foolish days as a college freshman I took costume technology. It wasn't until the end of the quarter I actually mastered threading a needle. I think the teacher wanted to stick my head in the sharps box. Sewing and embroidery is hard.

Are you typing this through the looking glass?

I'm afraid if I hear one more time about some intrinsic feminine quality of emotional volatility when it comes to leadership ability, I may burst into flames.

“Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to.”
― Stephen King, Dolores Claiborne

If only they had a real winner like Scott Baio to do the narration.

She could have said don't chase Donald's waterfall, stick to this river!

Well, guess we should just give up then.