These people…..remind me the of worst variety of theater people.

It's funny because Stevie Wonder is blind AND sitting in the driver's seat.

They need weed.

Peanut M&M's are the exception, but have nothing on Reese's Pieces.

He is taking them to war with him.

Jesus, let us lower the bar further and further for what qualifies for newswire. Don't send me back Jezebel AvClub.

he is fat now.

Who has the best coke? How long it has been since either has had a line? Who overdosed on coke last? Hey, do you have some coke?

He is discount James Franco.

This way, you can be on your phone the whole time tweeting how much you love it, while watching it. Synergy!

Eric Roberts.

There is no such thing as too little Emma Roberts. She can not act.

Kid Rock? Nickleback?

Taylor Swift is going to pee on Kanye West onstage. The internet will break, and life will go on.

Poor Jai Courtney didn't get his name above the title.

It is pathetic.

the marijuana is strong with this one.

Wow, Denzel I see you made a movie with quite a cast of males, hope you didn't catch the gay.

No, I'm going to improve on that. He had the luxury of being a straight while male, lower bar.

I'm so happy that fell out of common vernacular around the same time as snooki.