Cleveland has been swallowed by the abyss. The abyss has also spit back out the Cleveland Browns as they are too pathetic to burn in the void.

Mr Krabs and I are strictly platonic.

NEVER. as in I will never do coke because I know I would love it and it would be my end.

Anything can happen! I believe in you.

His autobiography was the top selling religious book of 2011.

He is in the market for his Kelly Preston.

And he would just know your favorite poem to read to you afterwords. And the best part: it is a poem you have never heard of, but he just understands your heart

But we need him to be the fluffer!

zing. How many men in that room will be aroused he when gets to the podium?

All touching is subject to a NDA, so he will be fine.

It will cure Manziel's acne and coke problem.

Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel should make a sex tape. ESPN and Tmz Sports would explode.

Yes. He would rather die than be a lousy lay.

My agent, manger, and publicist will be in touch.

No. Too much for gravel for my personal preferences.

Why can't he just skip to the gay porn phase. He can make good money and increase respect.

He has this whole aura of "I'm so disillusioned, I must take you to bed right now."

I'm very attracted to Jon Stewart and it increases as he gets grayer and hairier.

No way! That is very cool! :) I would have fainted being in the same room as her.

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