I'd put a finger in there.

He would use my self loathing to make me do awful things. I would become attached to him, and hate myself more.

The Golden Girls?

But the militias, the gay militias!

Well now that Mike Huckabee has introduced 'male lives matter' hope really is on the horizon.

A banana peel on my penis.

Ryan Phillippe, mister, I have a present for you in my pants.

be kind rewind.

He has a schtick and has Hollywood found a nice snug place for it. He was very flat in Spectre, so it is not all home runs.

Why doesn't he like him?

It is the best to watch very stoned.

Good luck with that point at the AV Club. Saying you are not for comic book blockbusters means you are a party pooper and should go and find an Ingmar Bergman conference, according to most folks around here.

There are threads for certain actors where all the biggest fans are convinced the latest film in post production is going to win every oscar and make a billion world wide.

I just want to get high.

After the initial spell of the first viewing wears off The Force Awakens is fairly unwatchable.

If there is one thing those 12 steppers have correct: The only thing I can control is myself.

Okey dok. I really like her as an actress so that is my main interest in this.

I don't buy that a town could contain all the fabulousness of Peggy Blumquist.

"I got his number. I got his number"

I hate how they did the confrontation with Quirrell. The scene in the wandshop always gives me goose bumps.