"These are my only lines! I can't mess them up!"

Britta doesn't believe in democracy, though.

I hope so too. Kinda bummed it ended up that both of them were just too lazy or proud to give the other person a call. Especially since it was blamed on the gas leak. You can't blame everything on the gas leak!

Ooh, link?

Yes, the polite rictus of anticipation. I kept waiting for something, anything, funny to happen.

Bit of an odd episode. I kept waiting for stuff to happen and it sorta never did, which I guess was the whole point of the Annie/Hickey storyline. I'm also kinda bummed that Abed's new deaf chick sold him out for money, unless Britta told her it was his favorite show and that she should use references to it to win him…

Huh. Considering the movie's run time, you think all those long and drawn out scenes are just to get it over the minimum amount of time necessary to call it a feature? Like, they realized in the edit bay that they hadn't shot enough coverage.

Well, if I pick up what you're putting down, a "good" round of porking usually involves a bit of basking in the afterglow. But some people, and rightfully so, are into their post sex ritual of peeing and depositing things into the toilet if need be.

Well they both must have been "off their game", because I'm pretty sure if things went smooth, Amy Smart would be talking to him from the bathroom while she sits on the toilet.

I thought it was a sense of fear. Darryl, as well as Danny, went along with the "We knew he was a CI, so that proves we didn't care" but the Haitian had a look of "oh shit", like he didn't know and they're gonna use it to sow more cracks.

Caught between two worlds implies the kid deserves any sort of sympathy at all. He's a shitkicker, clear as day. Deserves to be treated as one.

That was a weirdly edited end of a sex scene. Just writhe, writhe, writhe, off, "you good?"

Mmm, Taylor Townsend.

Oh, this will either be the best marriage or the worst trainwreck of all time. Have you read some of the stuff Dan wrote when he broke up with his last girlfriend (coincidentally also named Erin)? He was talking about not dating again because he was too broken, how she was the only one who could talk him down from the…

Yup, a cold and loveless marriage in the future, which is frankly what those two deserve.

Oh thank god, that means there's still a chance.

We already got that Beastly movie.

"Please, Dr Frankenstein is my father. "

The show had a late hiring season this year, for obvious reasons, so Harmon himself has said he sorta looked at anyone who wasn't already working for Parks and Rec and picked them up. Some of this year's writers have never written for TV, some are pulling double duty with another show I think, etc.

Yeah, I'm not sure what the status of Shirley's business is supposed to be right now: is the shop doing poorly and that's why she threw all of her money into it, driving away Andre? Or is the shop doing well, fueling some sort of delusion of grandeur and making her throw money into a simple and small shop that she…