When he says "Kramer did that to us", does he mean black people or comedians?

Man, for a shortened season, Harmon sure is pulling out all the stops.  Is this to distract us from the glaring hole that no Pierce and no Troy will undoubtedly leave on the show?

I saw him walking in the street once with headphones on.  Next time I see him I'll be sure to get his attention and demand he join Twitter.

There was a bout of mono that went around my high school, and all these kids in their senior year got it, and then one girl got it in our year cause she was the sister of the senior class bicycle.  So it was really unfair that her sister was going around making out with tons of people who made out with other people…

You can't wait to go grey, right?