"leg cramps"
"farts"
"apologizes"

And it was about a year before stand-up comedian's routines had to be cleared by the Ministry of Truth.

Dude kicked the shit out of Tony Soprano.

"Go Trump! Now excuse me while I go hunting, liberals!"

Gene stole his whole face-painting bit from the Insane Clown Posse.

I can't believe he didn't change out the "Muslim prayer curtains" right wingers were foaming at the mouth about a few years back.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

We are all Fake News on this blessed day!

I remember that!

Oh look.

Fake News!

Chad Kroeger's "secret recipe" is also just a bunch of MSG.

Ebony and Ivory.

My name is Achmed…I'm a terrorist.

No you just say "very" twice. That means the same thing as all your smarty-pants big words.

ay bby u want sum covfefe?

I lost mine when some kid showed me his drawings of the Ninja Turtles and Splinter having sex with April O'Neil. This was like dirty fan-fiction before the internet existed.

The Limp Bizkit album?

I prefer the Misadventures of Skooks.

DMX stealing the 4-wheeler and running from the extreme guys wasn't a movie scene it was live footage from a news chopper.