I was right! Add in: "And serious gamers are fun-hating robots."

tl;dr - It's fucking expensive.

Do they put anchovies on their Caesar? I doubt it, but major props to them if they do.

I am an art historian.

I hope his rider includes a car service home. The houses of Long Island just won't be safe otherwise.

Well, if some horrid family member forces me to go to Olive Garden I can order this with all the crap taken off it and at least avoid their brand of 'italian' food.

This was about the most diplomatic reply one could make to that comment. Kudos.

I dunno. I think that's a bedrock part of the show's world. Pawnee's citizens are dumb. Like, super dumb. Have been since the very beginning, even before the show was good.

I can't decide which was the classiest part: the drip down her leg, or the metal.

Man, I just keep diggin' my hole deeper, don't I?

Fair enough. Washed up was wrong (they even said he's been playing with the Black Keys, which my cool friends tell me is the band to like).

Sick burn bruh.

The Dr. John segment was a mess. I know that getting tax breaks from New Orleans requires them to have every annoying washed up New Orelans personality they can think of, but the guy made no sense and was useless in telling us why the food was good or bad. What a joke.

Love the wiener chorus. Loved. It.

I'm sorry to post this here, but it's the last thing that showed up in my RSS feed for the AVC. I'm using feedly and the feed appears not to be updating - does anyone have any thoughts. Can AVC staff help in any way?

Counterpoint: This was hilarious.

It sucks that external frame is done. I'm an external frame guy, through and though.

I think he also had work done around the eyes. Bad plastic surgery (or, makeup, you don't love movie magic).

Also, Sara is a nightmare.

Which was mentioned frequently. Gotta pay attention to the show to write the recap.