Unless his personality flaws have made him so odious that no one wants to sign him any more. Like Barry Bonds a couple offseasons back, or something.

the mande people of western africa value neck rings in women. the sande society mask in particular glorifies this attribute, among others

Cannibal Holocaust?
I mean, at least we're not an evil documentary crew raping its way across the Amazon…

you really should. It's a great album, and I love Blacklisted, too.

He was in the majors at 19. So even my college-credit theory doesn't matter.

That was the funniest article in a very good issue.

Perhaps someone below me will cover this
But in the state of Maryland (not where this show takes place, obviously) you don't need a bachelor's degree to substitute teach. You only need 60 credits. I was a substitute teacher when i was 19. So, maybe he went to college for a bit? It probably still doesn't fit, but oh…

How about we make it those two stupid, bumbling soldiers who shoot the crown off Omar's granny's head and turn it into slapstick?

I get mine from John Hammond

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

I wish…
I wish historians were better-paid so they wouldn't keep churning out biographies about people we already know a ton about. Sheesh fellas, pick a more interesting topic for once. I know, I know, you gotta get paid, but still.

This is Cody?
I like Juno, so I don't have a problem with her. I've been staring at the ads for this all month on the G Train, though, and it's really starting to piss me off. The copy is so bad. "T is a Teenage Bee-atch." Or,, "Buck is one bad biker." It's really hacky stuff, and I will never watch this show.

I'd say you're spot on