Not new, just ultra-rarely deployed. Last one was in January.

Well, if the reasoning for the switch would be to avoid supporting a massive company that employs at least one bigot in a "senior" level position, it's certainly a pointless switch anyway.

As a survivor of an attempted stabbing, I'm 100% cool with a banking jokes.

First they came for the book-readers, and I said nothing.

I'll spend as much on wine as I damn well please!

Ah, but it regains its verisimilitude by showing Halle Berry driving recklessly.

"can you please explain why after 4 days in 26 degree heat on cement it has not melted"

Wait, how did Gork not make that scientific list of the funniest words?

"…and a woman"

Also known as the Calvin method.

The Simpsons can embiggen the humor of almost any word.

Nor does it include the simple, ever-funny "rabbit". These scientists don't know shit about yucks.

To be fair (or consistently unfair, or what have you), that forgiveness is often rationed out unevenly based on whether or not the "someone" in question is generally liked or disliked.

You didn't know that exercise actually makes you unhealthy and a sedentary lifestyle is actually the key to good conditioning and feeling better overall? Me neither.

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Maybe we'll just get a lot of brief references that all of the stories are connected, which King has already provided in a lot of his novels and short fiction.

I think a lot of people like The Mist, so no need to duck (unless you saw a penny, in which case, go for it!). I remember reading that King actually liked the ending (the fact that his story has such a completely open non-ending might have helped his opinion of the adaptation's take on it).

People like to rag on Stephen King film adaptations, but there have been at least a few gems to hit the big screen based on his work.

This one is directed by the same guy who directed Lights Out. If you liked that movie, then this has a chance to be your unexpectedly good prequel to a lousy horror flick, a la Ouija: Origin of Evil. If you were horribly underwhelmed by Lights Out (like me), there's probably nothing at all promising about this. For a…

Ooh, I've heard that Mary Berry's "Merry Berry" dessert is worth marrying. Or was that burying?