I'd have more faith in this movie being entertaining if it was titled All the Disasters, All at Once!

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*throws knife with black-gloved hand*

Agreed. I still like 3, and it was a pretty important first step toward turning the franchise around, but 4 and 5 magnified the best parts of 3 so much that it renders Abrams flick almost pointless to re-watch from an enjoyment perspective. And I just revisited the first one a few weeks ago and that movie holds up so…

First off, they're remaking Suspiria? Booooooo. They're gonna ruin my weird, damaged, youngling-hood!

I did like the established trend of each movie bringing in a new director and letting them showcase how they'd work with the material. It's especially jarring-but-interesting through the first 3 entries, going from DePalma thriller to John Woo's melodramatic indulgence to Abrams popcorn action.

I rather love these movies. Aside from the second one (which, admittedly, a younger Johnny who was a John Woo super-fan forced himself to like back in 2000), I think they range from "good" to "superb."

Agreed. People too often decry something as a plot hole when it's just something that wasn't spoon fed to them, or was just a character decision they don't agree with. I find it just a bit annoying.

I gotta admit, I was surprised to find I liked Raising Cane's. But it is really weird to literally ONLY have chicken strips. Even the chicken strip sandwich is just chicken strips and bread. That might be a little too committed to one product.

Hotshot.

I disagree. The first Halloween is largely bloodless and it doesn't impact the quality at all. The sequels and remakes are considerably more gruesome and are nonetheless lesser efforts. Doing it "right" has very little, if anything, to do with making bloody.

Actually, I think Dowd captured it fairly well in his review that Wolverine's character even in the comics (at least through the mid-90's or so) never really lived up to his rampaging feral fighter persona. For years his signature rampage was when he he went after the Hellfire Club, and that was relatively…

Hard-R Lion King remake that shows us all the bloody carnivorous violence in 3D.

Get off my (c)lawn!

Seriously though, they are terrible, terrible fries. In-n-Out only came to my city relatively recently, with much hype and long lines for weeks, and when I finally tried it out and the fries were such a let down, a small part of my soul—the part that loves fries—withered.

I'm increasingly becoming a proselytizer of restaurants (fast food, fast casual, sit-down, upscale, or otherwise) that focus on a few things and do them well. I'm super skeptical of any place trying to serve too wide an array of dishes.

of Clairvaux.

It'd be even better if we had a train to connect the cities. MegaBus ain't cuttin' it. But yeah, being able to hop relatively quickly to Austin for a day trip for assorted entertainments is nice.

Actually, all of our biggest cities tend to vote Democrat. That's been true for quite some time. It just happens to be a really big state with a lot of rural areas that go in the other direction (although the valley also tends to go Dem). Check the map. http://www.politico.com/201…

Agreed that it's certainly not unusual or "Trump's America." As a former an avid watcher of a Canadian battle rap league, I've seen some similar situations happen in Canada with artists trying to cross the border / come from overseas (and attempts to circumvent it usually resulting in the performer getting banned, or…