More Anna Kendrick or gtfo

Bummed after I skimmed the list and thought Jessica James said Jessica Jones.

There's no such thing as a free Caesar salad.

Technically the Empire Strikes Back….

It's been years since I watched it, but the first one was dumb fun, and I always got at least some mileage out of Shia Labeouf's manic, presumably drug fueled shtick.

And yet we're still hurtling towards a Colin Trevorrow-directed Episode IX.

I turned my Mom onto Hulu last month and she loves it. She primarily watches those Real Housewives shows, so my Dad has compared their living room to a North Korean prison.

I remember…

So Ben Affleck as the new Wolverine?

The controversy isn't too surprising since the taller, leaner, and better looking Trump surrogate is honestly how Trump and his supporters see him.

For what it's worth, the Lily in my group of friends told me a couple weeks ago how much she liked Ted ending up with Robin.

I just happened to be listening to Side B while reading this article.

I'd probably put Teenage Dream in top 5 pop albums of the last 10 years, but I don't care enough to actually count pop albums of the last 10 years so take that for what you will.

The best case scenario for us all, really.

Yeah, fuck those guys. Totally worse than all the rape apologists who are willing to downplay a serious crime so they can justify watching some pretentious, trash movies.

I often imagine myself as Oliver Twist meekly asking Hollywood for more Natalie Dormer.

I know it's not really impossible, but Rage Against the Machine.

I saw Clones four times and Phantom Menace five times.

I'm watching Mummy Returns on cable, and yeah, it's bad, but goddamn Rachel Weisz circa 2001, just goddamn…

24 really does seem to be a product of its era and not have much of a life post post-9/11.