And are those the last 4-5 people in the town who don't have some kind of psychic link with a vamp who would know they're in trouble? Damn, hasn't everyone town sampled some vamp blood yet?!

Vamps don't have ghosts/souls do they?

Exactly! ALL the vamps are 'dead but not gone'. Ugh, this outta be good! (thanks John Mulaney!)

There was definitely 'a moment'.

Yep, not dead. We definitely would have gotten a death scene where you SEE her turn to goo. Lame ass red herring.

Well, you're succinct if nothing else.

Ugh, 'The Ladykillers'. One of their most tin-eared, unfunny, borderline racist movies. I love the brothers, but they REALLY fucked up on that one. The presence of Hanks did nothing to mitigate the general awfulness of the movie.

Well, fuck me, I missed that! Thanks for pointing that out. It kills my theory then.

It seems that people keep assuming that Ethan is a werewolf being mistaken for Jack the Ripper. (Perhaps its the canine maw dripping with blood we see in the opening titles?) But isn't that made defunct since the Ripper's crimes were known for how surgical in nature they were? Would a wolf or any other animal/monster…

I was thinking that since Brona isn't long for this world that she would make a better choice for the monster's bride than the theater worker. Plus, it could set up some interesting clashes between the doctor, the monster and Ethan.

Could be.

God, isn't it just horrible?!

Maybe so, but wouldn't he have told at least Molly, if not the new FBI detectives, immediately? Like, 'Malvo is just walking out right now!'?

I can totally identify with the feeling of not being gay because "gay was AIDS and drag queens, so I couldn't be gay".

Saw this at a film festival and found it exactly as reviewed above. I think I was a little thrown with the offhanded way it dealt with the abortion issue, but then again I discovered it really was the right way to go about it with this film. The festival was in a kind of conservative town (Newport Beach) so I guess I…

That's probably true. I just know that I react every time he writes it. I would have to say I don't think about whether its a good or bad character saying that word, and I should. It's a defense I have used myself in talking about artists I love and their use of the word in context (i.e., Mel Brooks' use of it in…

Are you kidding? I was HAVING a horrible life experience just eating there. (meal definitely included English Muffin and Turkey Bacon…hence the horrible life experience….)

Although, sometimes a gem of an actor can be discovered from obscure roles like those.

I've been to that Coco's!! I feel so included. *shivers*

i have to say that one of the things I've ALWAYS hated about his writing is his treatment of black characters. I'm a life long fan, and I'm black, so maybe I'm more sensitive to it than most. His insistence on almost always using the N-word at some point in the story (even where there are no black characters to be…