Which she now trips on when she walks.

She's now moving to Dubai, I highly doubt that this will assist in her comeback efforts as a working actress.

Someone needs to tell Ms. Lohan that Mean Girls 2 was already made. Perhaps a Golden Girls remake might work better.

The only treatment she should be working on is drug treatment.

The only treatment she should be working on is drug treatment. She is not funny although she seems to think she is. Her SNL appearance was painfully unfunny and bad. Fey is the only reason this was funny.

You are right about the others. However Lindsay does not define any idea of success except perhaps to her pimp Dina.

Everyone has long forgotten about Loser Lohan. The only treatment she should be focusing on is rehab.

Everyone's long forgotten about this loser.