No no, they have the kind which kill sleepy Koreans.

Lol, Idiot, it's a class bonus. How embarrassing.

Who underappreciates Michael Keaton? He is consistently the best thing in whatever he is doing, but these days that's either a cameo or need for speed.

Seriously. I'm trying to think of a good drama that doesn't do that - Hannibal is the only one that comes to mind and it actually had four movies, three books and a giant cannibal themed stamp on the past thirty years of pop culture. I mean really, everything from the 'golden age of cable drama' is out - The sopranos,…

Give us the cuttlefish!

That seems like misplaced faith considering we are talking about the imagination of the author of 'Lady in Red'.

Was anyone else reminded of nostradamus' promposal to Helen of Troy from clone high during this episode?

I saw what you originally wrote when disqus told me you had replied to my comment. But nice work with the image, that's very authoritative lol. Anyway, I have to go now, I'm about to watch two masterpieces of modern cinema, Shrek 2 and Blade 2.

Edit your comment so you could throw in a dumb insult? Also lol, PROPER English.

Well I was going to mock you, but between the random caps and some of your choices, it seems like life beat me to it.

You're thinking of Eddie Murphy.

That's ironic, because I found The Diary of Anne Frank to be a challenge because I spent so much time thinking about Anne's vagina.

This seems like something a monk made up when he hugged a grieving widow and she noticed his boner.

So if I read that headline correctly, OFF! really want to bang Dave Foley dressed as a nazi?

Dave, what does sagacious mean?

Dracula: dead and loving it
Death to smoochie
Die familie trapp

I haven't visited the doctor, but I checked Web MD and I'm pretty sure I'm on the high functioning side of the alcohol spectrum.

Holy god, did you tear open your shirt and thrust your bare chest at the screen when you typed that last line? I would think, if someone was disputing claims of self righteousness, that they would try to avoid finishing posts by claiming to be the sainted martyr of being nice on the internet. But then again, you also…

Can we stop saying portmanteau? I feel like I'm reading wikipedia every time I see that word.

Lol, I called Zach Braff your hero because I knew it would upset you. I never said that I thought everyone should walk away from anything negative, I said that walking away is what you would do if you were genuinely interested in a comment section free from anger, as opposed to just looking for a way to inflate your…