Wait, what? How? Somebody should have told them that old television trick 'obviously if you make one of your characters in your children's show about talking giant turtles a woman, then she has to bang and get knocked up by one of the other characters. But don't film that bit.'

The turtles were the originators of the no kissing rule. They revolutionized children's advertainment and street prostitution.

Just smile and nod.

But her email address… was in the bcc column!

Hey, me too! The thing is, I can't figure out the rhythm of the children's song with that word replacing the word Indians. And it bugs me every time I see it, which distresses me because there are much more pressing concerns.

It would have been way scarier if they actually visited mepos.

Jesus christ, thank goodness you are not in charge of anything. For starters, when you don't have a choice, you make do with what you can get. So if you are forced into an arranged marriage with a man 20 years your senior, you find things to enjoy about it so you don't blow your brains out. And while divorce is…

As you no doubt know, this whole argument began when someone equated jihadists - religious extremists who, due to indoctrination, believe their lives are worth little compared to the backwards morality of their faith - with rednecks - who generally aren't so extreme. My theory is Paolina refuses to be outdone by a…

Ask any man if they'd prefer being raped in prison or executed. If they have a choice most would probably pick the latter, except for homosexuals.
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Congratulations! You just won the grand prize in the 'say the most backwards, redneckiest thing' competition! My actual redneck friends and family aren't so messed up as…

When a policeman beats down a murderer or child molester you don't call it "police abuse".
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You might just go slinging your downvotes to every comment you see, but maybe if more people followed the words of (Alien) God this country wouldn't be in such a mess. Next thing you'll tell me you want me to pay for your downvotes.

I'd probably only start watching again when they chose James Joyce, and then only to see if we could get to watch Kevin Bacon's mind snap on camera.

I hope it is, I want to see how to make a modern coconut radio.

Which one does the muppets chef come from?

What… what were you expecting?

I think he was actually long-sighted. (Bob Hope will love this joke)

Who is loving it!

I always just figured Archer took place simultaneously in all eras, depending on what was necessary for the plot or humour this week.

That's why I upvoted it!

i don't like her.