"Black Panther quit a looong time ago, but he's back to do one more mission FOR THE MAN."

Everyone looks better in a sundress.

Oh, I did eventually!

I had been seeing too many references to
[SPOILER?] Lapis Lazuli [/SPOILER?]
on Tumblr that I decided to skip ahead to Mirror/Ocean Gem and let me tell you it does not disappoint.

Don't a lot of [stories in general] follow the same "hero's journey" template?*

"But I need to buy a useless thing to make a point about how useless I think this other thing is!"

If she so much as bats her eyes, I swear to god-

So I had to check this out -because I think Mike Tyson is absolutely ridiculous, mostly- but also because part of me didn't believe this thing existed. If you heard the premise, would you? Anyway, its…actually good(?) The visuals are fine, but the sound quality of the whole thing is what really makes this episode. The…

"I know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman. You go to bed with him."
"He's not dumb, but I guess he is kind of sad."

Not familiar at all, I just thought his look kind of fit.

I don't know if that's true. I've never heard a racist say they didn't want LeVar Burton to be their dad.

Who doesn't want LeVar Burton to be their dad? Does that type of person even exist?

Someone call Wes Anderson to direct an episode. True Detective is getting kitschy.

Will he play basketball and go for pancakes afterwards?

Well, not complete darkness. Sometimes really dark gray.

The only actual Marvel comic character/actor match up I've ever actually accepted right away from the moment it was annouced was Huge Jackedman for Wolverine…but usually after seeing the movie, there are no more doubts in my mind that the actor picked was the right choice.

Oh My Darling Don't Cry's beat is insane.

Well until someone reminds them that wood is commonly used to make fires and witches commonly made fires in rituals. Is that what you're saying? You want our red blooded American children becoming witches? You sicken me.

"'ITS MUTUALLY ASSURED RACISM.' THEY'VE GOT GUNS. THEY WERE RACIALLY OPPRESSED AND WANNA KILL ALL OF US. FUCK THAT GROUP OF PEOPLE LETS SHOOT EM BACK AND OPPRESS EM' SOME MORE." -Dookie

TIME TO ROB A TRAIN