I haven't scrolled through all the "let's move" posts, and I know everyone's like, moved, but… has anyone commented on whether the "Science of Superheroes" poster so prominently displayed is a commentary on the griftiness of basing a college course on the science of superheroes, as was actually done, or is there some…

So… much… Space Mutiny…

Neither of these two things can exist in this universe.

I hadn't really tracked that this was a Colbert catchphrase. Thanks, Mag and Beebop.

And gold-surfing. So much gold-surfing.

In his latest video (the one on yesterday's runup to the apocalypse), he referred to himself as "ColBERT" rather than "ColBAIR". Is he going to drop the big hard-T hammer when the new show premieres?

Which one? I mean, it's clear that Evelyn crushes it with "the", but have you checked out her lesser-known work with "a" and "an"?

…reminding me of the scene in Tropic Thunder, which I just watched for the first time, where Alpa Chino is failing to explain to the drug gang how famous he is.

Hi, people of the past! I scrolled down practically forever, which is to say maybe for about 5 seconds to see if anyone asked this, so: due diligence complete.

Oh, and diamonds are forever, and just magically pop out of the ground so that workers can stroll around with little wicker baskets and pick them up.

We also know that we are not going to play Sun City, with just a soupçon of nagging doubt that this may possibly not be a thing any more.

All these years living in the Bay Area, and I had no idea that SFO had a secret portal to Burbank Airport.

Ah yes, "The Rock." Where Alcatraz had a fully-functional laundry, 30 years after the prison closed. With chompers.

Google informs me that I am not quite the first person to have thought of this.

Two words:

They are not going to get married. THE GAS LEAK WAS FIXED.

Rolls. Aren't they rolls?

I just figured it was there because it was the dumbest and most cliched thing that could possibly happen. Something that was anglebracket underline anglebracket basic story anglebracket slash underline anglebracket.

My. God. You… are!

Today we are all Canadian.