Oh, you Ebionite.

And then he instantly fell asleep.

So did Stalin.

The best thing about all of this is still the fact that he was most likely fired because of the guy who replaced the guy he got fired.

Which one of the Wall St. ratfucks that Trump hired is this one supposed to be again?

Kum-quat… hehehe.

Do you actually think using numbers makes you come across as smart?

So a news source that never told you about the transgender ban?

You can't really do political comedy that ignores the POTUS.

So you're not just stupid, you're really stupid.

I figure the Saint, having already died once, can't do it again; he's literally indestructible in the comics. His actual body has decayed long ago and what he's walking in is the physical manifestation of his self-awareness, the idea of one's own body that the denizens of Hell had. He could theoretically still go back…

As you would if you had a cock in your mouth.

Starfleet has ships named after Apollo and Hermes, and it's not like Greek mythology is terribly relevant to them either.

OK.

And that better be a joke.

OK, you win. I can't think of any way to take that and make a fleshlight joke.

But at least he didn't have a private e-mail server.

A harrowing tale. Is it true you get black lung if the shaft's too big? (Or was this one of those pink dildo mines?)

Thank fucking Christ.

Why would the number triple if you're only adding 50% more dimensions?