Funs are punny.

Mason-Dixon? So the Confederates took Maryland in this scenario?

Oh, please! That's like saying Roots was irresponsible. Those people will be boycotting the show over how much it will talk about slavery. Confederate apologism mostly tries to write slavery out of the South's history; this sounds like it will give it the center stage it deserves. Hell, one of the tenets of that…

Her… what?

Jesus H. Christ, these motherfuckers love to talk about the Siege of Vienna like it was this great battle between Islam and Christendom. The Ottoman Empire was allied with France at the time. Super-Catholic, I'm-going-to-start-kicking-out-Huguenots-2-years-from-now France. There was no such thing politically as…

The ending left me wondering if maybe Franklin wasn't as dumb as he looked. Maybe he realized he was about to be jumped - he did notice the guys who were about to do it - so he stashed the money as he left the club and replaced it with something else that weighed about the same. Maybe his $32,000 is in a trash bin and…

1) Don't watch it to be in on the jokes. Don't watch anything for that reason. Watch it to enjoy yourself.

Joe blows JoBloes on the JoBlog.

Oh hai, Mark!

Couldn't he… take a guess?

There's some Irish history there that Ennis obviously wrote with a certain audience in mind and might be too much of a deep cut for a US-made series. I hope they take a chance and film it anyway.

Me too until I read the review and rewatched that part of the episode. But no, he actually tells Jesse that Tulip will forgive him and looks very earnest while doing it. I think he started that scene somewhat ambiguously so he could have plausible deniability if Jesse caught on. "Wait, why are you now encouraging me…

Killing someone your GF cares about is a big no-no.

No? Playing it safe? Then I'll block you so I don't accidentally reply to you in the future and step into this cowpie of stupid again.

Too many muthahuckas
Hucking with my shae

Churchill the town in Manitoba, Churchill the British WWII tank, Churchill the river in Labrador, Churchill the great English general…

Unless you find someone else to trade insults with and act patronizing towards - which is what 95% of your recent comment history consists of - you'll c*ntinue replying to me.

Why would I use the same insult twice in a row?

Hey, look, I replied to you again! That proves… something.

With… what? I'm not old by anyone's standards and I don't get what fetish you were referring to. What would I even be mad about? You think you got to me because… I noticed it?