Why didn't I already know about this?

Yeah, Bollea was so emotionally devastated by that recording.

I know the song, but… huh?

Mustafa =/= Mufasa

Mustafa is a Muslim name, though, being an Arabic epithet (chosen one) of Muhammad.

Oh, I thought you knew it for a fact that he was Christian.

Also, these people believe in the domino theory. Any regulation could serve as precedent for more regulation, so any regulation must be opposed, no matter the cost. Same deal with the NRA.

Definitely the Trump one.

How come?

If human immortality will ever become possible, I pray to whatever gods may be that this fascist motherfucker croaks the second before that happens.

Fuck Peter Thiel.

First they came for Gawker…

This is nothing, I stepped into a much fresher cowpie in the comments section just a few hours ago.

How would he know what Nacho was up to?

He could've been married once or even twice before he arrived in Albuquerque. He's no spring chicken. And we're still 6 years away from his introduction to BB, assuming the events of that episode took place when it was aired, in the spring of 2009.

Well… now I just look like an idiot.

It's nice to have one of Trump's supporters occasionally drop by and ask us not to talk about Trump. Advice offered in good faith, I'm sure.

Trump also wants to bring jobs back to Nevada and Arizona by building a dam on the Colorado River, place a statue of some broad in New York Bay to prove that to all those hysterical women how much he respects them, send a man into space, and purchase Alaska from his Russian friends. The man is full of ideas.

It's what they give you before surgery so you won't feel pain.

So not that different from Gilbert Gottfried.