Given my fond memories of young Cameron Diaz, who was never sexier in any subsequent movie, no, I do not want to see it done with grade schoolers.

Makes me think of an episode of "Milo Murphy's Law". One guy enters his password with the other guy looking and the password is "password." Then he explains that, no, it only looks like it's 'password', but nobody will ever guess it because it's really his mother's maiden name, Drowssap, spelled backwards…

I used to be able to do that, but our new password management system compares the old to the new password and if even three of the characters are the same and in the same position it won't be allowed.

And for some unknown reason, that non-alphanumeric character may not be an underscore. Some systems allow underscores in passwords, some don't.

Not having any clue what "Rocking the Cradle" is, though from what little I know of MTV I wouldn't be surprised if it was teenagers throwing actual rocks at cradles, but I can only assume that it was a competition show of some kind and having made it to the finals then lost, Lattanzi's penalty was having to undergo…

NBC doesn't own Hulu outright, they're just partners. From Wikipedia:

Well, becoming ridiculously rich actually worked well for Larry David. It's funnier to see his neuroses and annoying behavior on Curb Your Enthusiasm when you really want to reach into the TV, slap him in the face and yell "You have a few hundred million dollars, stop being such a prick!"

He wears a disguise
to look like human guys,
he's not a man,
he is Chicken Boo.

That's cajun-speak for what the rest of call a teeter-totter.

Seeso Raven!

He also did it on one of the political specials on Comedy Central in the 90's. Or just maybe he's done it many, many times: https://www.youtube.com/res…

I thought I'd read that there's no way they'd ever do the show again after Murphy had died. That's probably a good idea…

Bald is to hairstyles.

Depends. Can I order appetizers too? And dessert?

Who are the .36543% of women with beards who should have them? There aren't that many circus sideshow jobs…

It's no more massive than anyone else cheating on his wife with a co-worker except for the fact that this got media coverage.

Actually, Craig started his SXM show several months ago. Just yesterday it moved from a comedy channel to a talk show channel, 103 I think.

The word that best describes my beard whenever i grow it out more than half an inch is "rabbinical," which is the last impression I want to give anyone.

I've been having a shitty day and this is one of the few pieces of news that can lift my spirits. Well, this and when I win the $350mil Mega Millions jackpot tonight. Even then, Dave coming back will be a close second.

I'm a much bigger fan of the Frank Nelson "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss?"